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Saturday, December 3, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
classmates came to class on time
Monday, January 17, 2011
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classmates came to class on time
Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai... =P ;->
admi rikshay wale se
admi rikshay wale se
Admi Rikshay Wale Se: Khan Sahab Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Hamara Khayal Hy Nahi Jaega.
Admi: Aray Bhai Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Shayad 2013 Tak Jaega.
Admi: Abey Me Bolra Hu Regal Chowk, Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hy K Regal Chowk Jae Ya Banaras Chowk Ham Se Poch K Thori Jaega!
Admi: Aby Ghady Tou Regal Chowk Sawari Le K Jaega??
Khan: To Ye Kaho Na, Hum Samja Tum Us Khabees Ka Baat Kar Raha Hy... =P ;->
Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo
Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo
Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt
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Khud Ba Khud
Kash Lagay Ga.. ;->)
Veena Malik K
Nashaee Totke :P
Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt
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Khud Ba Khud
Kash Lagay Ga.. ;->)
Veena Malik K
Nashaee Totke :P
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Sayari Sms
Thursday, January 13, 2011
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Chhote se DILme gam bahut he
zindagi me har pal milte zakhm bahut he
maar dalti kab ki ye duniya
magar salo tm dosto ki duao me dum bahut he.
zindagi me har pal milte zakhm bahut he
maar dalti kab ki ye duniya
magar salo tm dosto ki duao me dum bahut he.
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Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jaynge,
Itna apnapan de jaynge ki,
Jab bhi yaad karoge is pagal dost ko,
hasti aankho se aanshu nikal aayenge….
Itna apnapan de jaynge ki,
Jab bhi yaad karoge is pagal dost ko,
hasti aankho se aanshu nikal aayenge….
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Doob jati hai kastiya jab aate hai toofan,
yaade reh jaati hai bichad jaate hai insaan,
Yaad rakhoge to bhut karib paaoage,
bhool jaoge to dhunte reh jaoge…..
yaade reh jaati hai bichad jaate hai insaan,
Yaad rakhoge to bhut karib paaoage,
bhool jaoge to dhunte reh jaoge…..
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Rasta Tut Gaya Magar Safar Baki H,
Aaina Tut Gaya Par Nazar Baaki H,
AAP Hum Se Kitne Bhi Door Raho,
Par Tumhari Yaad Dil Me Hamesha Baki Ha
Aaina Tut Gaya Par Nazar Baaki H,
AAP Hum Se Kitne Bhi Door Raho,
Par Tumhari Yaad Dil Me Hamesha Baki Ha
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Zkham Chupane K Liye Bahana Chahiye,
Dard Sunane K Liye Zamana Chahiye,
Hr Shaks Karib Aa k Chala Jata H,
1Wo Hi Ni Aye Jinko Aana Chahiye.!
Dard Sunane K Liye Zamana Chahiye,
Hr Shaks Karib Aa k Chala Jata H,
1Wo Hi Ni Aye Jinko Aana Chahiye.!
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Sunday, January 9, 2011
The history of Valentine's Day
Sunday, January 9, 2011
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The history of Valentine's Day — and its patron saint — is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred.
One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men — his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.
According to one legend, Valentine actually sent the first "valentine" greeting himself. While in prison, it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl — who may have been his jailor's daughter — who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter, which he signed "From your Valentine," an expression that is still in use today. Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories certainly emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic, and, most importantly, romantic figure. It's no surprise that by the Middle Ages, Valentine was one of the most popular saints in England and France.
While some believe that Valentine's Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine's death or burial — which probably occurred around 270 A.D — others claim that the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to "christianize" celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia festival. In ancient Rome, February was the official beginning of spring and was considered a time for purification. Houses were ritually cleansed by sweeping them out and then sprinkling salt and a type of wheat called spelt throughout their interiors. Lupercalia, which began at the ides of February, February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.
To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at the sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.
The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city's bachelors would then each choose a name out of the urn and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage. Pope Gelasius declared February 14 St. Valentine's Day around 498 A.D. The Roman "lottery" system for romantic pairing was deemed un-Christian and outlawed. Later, during the Middle Ages, it was commonly believed in France and England that February 14 was the beginning of birds' mating season, which added to the idea that the middle of February — Valentine's Day — should be a day for romance. The oldest known valentine still in existence today was a poem written by Charles, Duke of Orleans to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London following his capture at the Battle of Agincourt. The greeting, which was written in 1415, is part of the manuscript collection of the British Library in London, England. Several years later, it is believed that King Henry V hired a writer named John Lydgate to compose a valentine note to Catherine of Valois.
In Great Britain, Valentine's Day began to be popularly celebrated around the seventeenth century. By the middle of the eighteenth century, it was common for friends and lovers in all social classes to exchange small tokens of affection or handwritten notes. By the end of the century, printed cards began to replace written letters due to improvements in printing technology. Ready-made cards were an easy way for people to express their emotions in a time when direct expression of one's feelings was discouraged. Cheaper postage rates also contributed to an increase in the popularity of sending Valentine's Day greetings. Americans probably began exchanging hand-made valentines in the early 1700s. In the 1840s, Esther A. Howland began to sell the first mass-produced valentines in America.
According to the Greeting Card Association, an estimated one billion valentine cards are sent each year, making Valentine's Day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year. (An estimated 2.6 billion cards are sent for Christmas.)
Approximately 85 percent of all valentines are purchased by women. In addition to the United States, Valentine's Day is celebrated in Canada, Mexico, the United Kingdom, France, and Australia.
Valentine greetings were popular as far back as the Middle Ages (written Valentine's didn't begin to appear until after 1400), and the oldest known Valentine card is on display at the British Museum. The first commercial Valentine's Day greeting cards produced in the U.S. were created in the 1840s by Esther A. Howland. Howland, known as the Mother of the Valentine, made elaborate creations with real lace, ribbons and colorful pictures known as "scrap."
One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men — his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.
According to one legend, Valentine actually sent the first "valentine" greeting himself. While in prison, it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl — who may have been his jailor's daughter — who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter, which he signed "From your Valentine," an expression that is still in use today. Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories certainly emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic, and, most importantly, romantic figure. It's no surprise that by the Middle Ages, Valentine was one of the most popular saints in England and France.
While some believe that Valentine's Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine's death or burial — which probably occurred around 270 A.D — others claim that the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to "christianize" celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia festival. In ancient Rome, February was the official beginning of spring and was considered a time for purification. Houses were ritually cleansed by sweeping them out and then sprinkling salt and a type of wheat called spelt throughout their interiors. Lupercalia, which began at the ides of February, February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.
To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at the sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.
The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city's bachelors would then each choose a name out of the urn and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage. Pope Gelasius declared February 14 St. Valentine's Day around 498 A.D. The Roman "lottery" system for romantic pairing was deemed un-Christian and outlawed. Later, during the Middle Ages, it was commonly believed in France and England that February 14 was the beginning of birds' mating season, which added to the idea that the middle of February — Valentine's Day — should be a day for romance. The oldest known valentine still in existence today was a poem written by Charles, Duke of Orleans to his wife while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London following his capture at the Battle of Agincourt. The greeting, which was written in 1415, is part of the manuscript collection of the British Library in London, England. Several years later, it is believed that King Henry V hired a writer named John Lydgate to compose a valentine note to Catherine of Valois.
In Great Britain, Valentine's Day began to be popularly celebrated around the seventeenth century. By the middle of the eighteenth century, it was common for friends and lovers in all social classes to exchange small tokens of affection or handwritten notes. By the end of the century, printed cards began to replace written letters due to improvements in printing technology. Ready-made cards were an easy way for people to express their emotions in a time when direct expression of one's feelings was discouraged. Cheaper postage rates also contributed to an increase in the popularity of sending Valentine's Day greetings. Americans probably began exchanging hand-made valentines in the early 1700s. In the 1840s, Esther A. Howland began to sell the first mass-produced valentines in America.
According to the Greeting Card Association, an estimated one billion valentine cards are sent each year, making Valentine's Day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year. (An estimated 2.6 billion cards are sent for Christmas.)
Approximately 85 percent of all valentines are purchased by women. In addition to the United States, Valentine's Day is celebrated in Canada, Mexico, the United Kingdom, France, and Australia.
Valentine greetings were popular as far back as the Middle Ages (written Valentine's didn't begin to appear until after 1400), and the oldest known Valentine card is on display at the British Museum. The first commercial Valentine's Day greeting cards produced in the U.S. were created in the 1840s by Esther A. Howland. Howland, known as the Mother of the Valentine, made elaborate creations with real lace, ribbons and colorful pictures known as "scrap."
sms
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...
Saturday, January 8, 2011
First Kiss Tips
Saturday, January 8, 2011
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Kissing your beloved on the first date can be a daunting experience for many however they would indulge in it either in the awe of emotions or to pretend themselves as heterosexuals. Kissing for the first time sure gives some people butterflies in the stomach. Leaving apart a few nations where it is still a taboo, the Generation ‘Y’ of the developed nation looks forward to both their date and a memorable first kiss. Kissing for the first time has to be natural and random otherwise you would end up portraying yourself in a very negative image. Hence don’t be desperate or over indulge the other person. Given below are a few tips for the first time kissers.
First Kiss Tips
Make Sure You Are Alone
One of the most important points to be kept in mind in order to make your first kiss memorable is to be all alone. You wouldn't want to lose concentration or end up in a wacky situation because of too many people around and make it a mess.
Have a Good Breath
It is very important that you have a good breath. It will not only make you feel good, but will make your partner realize that you care about these little things that count a lot in making a moment special. In case you can’t floss, make sure you carry some mint with you always.
Don't Ask
Never ask your love when you want to kiss. The feeling should come simultaneously to both of you and your action should speak your thought process, else it will look more like obliging or forcing. The essence of your first kiss will be lost and you wouldn't be able to enjoy it fully.
Relax
It is very important to relax and take it easy. The worst thing you can do is moving too fast and make the whole thing seem too rushed. It is the biggest turn off for a woman. The moment should be in slow motion to make it last and portray you as a gentleman. Make sure you both are sober so that you both enjoy it.
The Right Moment
Make sure that you don’t kiss anyone until they are 100% ready. Be patient and wait for the right moment. Too soon, and it will look as though you are desperate. Too late, and the moment flies away. So be ready and enjoy when the time comes.
Keep Your Eyes Closed
To feel the magic of your first kiss take over, just close your eyes and feel the moment instead of staring at it. It not only adds the magic to your experience, but also makes you feel less weird. The moment will be more real and you’re your intense love.
The Right Place
The place where you have your first kiss also counts a lot. The place should not be cluttered and should be appealing to the eyes. It should have a touch of sensuality along with comfort.
First Kiss Tips
Make Sure You Are Alone
One of the most important points to be kept in mind in order to make your first kiss memorable is to be all alone. You wouldn't want to lose concentration or end up in a wacky situation because of too many people around and make it a mess.
Have a Good Breath
It is very important that you have a good breath. It will not only make you feel good, but will make your partner realize that you care about these little things that count a lot in making a moment special. In case you can’t floss, make sure you carry some mint with you always.
Don't Ask
Never ask your love when you want to kiss. The feeling should come simultaneously to both of you and your action should speak your thought process, else it will look more like obliging or forcing. The essence of your first kiss will be lost and you wouldn't be able to enjoy it fully.
Relax
It is very important to relax and take it easy. The worst thing you can do is moving too fast and make the whole thing seem too rushed. It is the biggest turn off for a woman. The moment should be in slow motion to make it last and portray you as a gentleman. Make sure you both are sober so that you both enjoy it.
The Right Moment
Make sure that you don’t kiss anyone until they are 100% ready. Be patient and wait for the right moment. Too soon, and it will look as though you are desperate. Too late, and the moment flies away. So be ready and enjoy when the time comes.
Keep Your Eyes Closed
To feel the magic of your first kiss take over, just close your eyes and feel the moment instead of staring at it. It not only adds the magic to your experience, but also makes you feel less weird. The moment will be more real and you’re your intense love.
The Right Place
The place where you have your first kiss also counts a lot. The place should not be cluttered and should be appealing to the eyes. It should have a touch of sensuality along with comfort.
Friday, January 7, 2011
How to Propose a Girl
Friday, January 7, 2011
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How to Propose a Girl
As the popular notion goes, men are definitely from Mars (the passionate planet), so are the Women from Venus, the love planet. A nature's most wonderful creation, a girl loves unconditionally and her love is forever. She can love like there is no tomorrow and hate like you wish you would die. As solid and patient as earth, she can be a protector, a healer a creator and a destroyer. Proposing a girl can certainly be a bit tricky but not impossible. So guys if you are sailing in the confused boat unaware of the way to propose a girl, look out at the following tips to get ideas on how to propose her and be hers forever. We wish you all the best!
Proposing a Girl
• Do a little homework. Get to know your girl well, before you pop the question. Get to know her interests, her dislikes, and her general nature that will help you plan your proposal in a better way. If she is shy and an introvert, propose when you two are alone. If she is sporty and loves adventure, then take her for rock climbing and propose when you reach at the top.
• The age old way of going down on knees in public is still the best way to propose a girl. Don’t try this idea with a shy and introvert girl as she might find it difficult to reciprocate as it could be embarrassing.
• Words matter a lot to girls if said genuinely or else they can easily figure out the topping of gloss you have added and will be unaffected. If you can write well, write a poem for her and record it in a CD. Play it while you are together and see her melting.
• All girls love flowers. So get a huge bouquet of roses and tell her how much you love her and how much she means to you. Tell her you would like to spend the rest of your life with her or alone. Be ready to be smothered by a genuinely happy woman's hug!
• Gestures have a great role to play in proposing a girl as they take a quick notice of it. Show your gentle, protective and emotional dependence nature while you are around her and mean it too. Girls fall for guys with these qualities and there will be no ground for rejection when you will propose her.
• Appreciate her for what she is. Tell her "you look beautiful" when she does not have any make up on. Tell her she looks amazing when she is having a bad day and mean it. She will love you for it and will readily agree when you propose. Just don't overdo it, as it will look fake.
• Girls love to be pampered so when you intend to propose, make sure you are chivalrous enough to make her feel special and at the same time not look vulnerable. Women want a strong man, not a wimp.
• You can even propose the girl at a place where you first met or a place you have fond memories of as these places have an association attached to it that will give less chance to her for refusal.
• Don't force her to say yes. The worst you can do is to push her around and threaten her dignity. Tell her to take her time and that you shall wait. Be a gentleman and respect her. Incase she doesn't want a relationship; she will let you know of it then and there.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
killed love lines
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
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“Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it”
“Do all men kill the things they do not love?”
“You must not kill your neighbor, whom perhaps you genuinely hate, but by a little propaganda this hate can be transferred to some foreign nation, against whom all your murderous impulses become patriotic heroism”
“Do all men kill the things they do not love?”
“You must not kill your neighbor, whom perhaps you genuinely hate, but by a little propaganda this hate can be transferred to some foreign nation, against whom all your murderous impulses become patriotic heroism”
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Saturday, January 1, 2011
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love smile and all you know about me i always witing for you...
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